The Box

"The only ticket we have left for tonight would be in the box, and is restricted view."
"I don't want it. What else is there?"
"That's all we have I'm afraid."

At this point, our beloved customer started to walk away, only to turn her exit into a glorious disco spin and re-enter my life.

"Fine, I'll take it."
"Alright, so as it is in the box, there will be another person in there alongside you."
"You didn't tell me that before!"
"I'm telling you now."
"But you didn't tell me before I'd decided to buy the tickets!"
"....you haven't bought the tickets."
"I'll have to think about this. I'm sorry for being surly before."
"Not a problem."
"YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TELL ME THAT I WASN'T BEING SURLY!"

Marry me.