Tuesday 4 October 2016

Veterans

"Let's just get this straight, we're veteran theatre goers. We've been coming here for years, OK?"
"....I mean, I wasn't about to claim you were novices...."
"I just mean, you can't pull the wool over our eyes with this stuff."

It's been 15 of the most intense seconds of my life, and I don't even know what he wants yet.

"We bought tickets over the phone that we were told were going to be central. Well, the tickets have arrived in the post, and I've come here on the bus to say that...oh....oh these are central, aren't they? My wife was convinced you'd sold us tickets at the side instead and....well....thank you, bye."

Love you, bye.

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