You Can't Take It With You

Here's a brief story from "Whatever you do don't call me Moobs".

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A customer had a question. She'd booked tickets for a show that was a couple of years away.

"I'm 82, my friend is 85. What happens if we die before then? Would we get a refund?"

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And that's the story of why your great grandmother was buried with a couple of theatre tickets.